I could share poignant observations

But not today. Today will be shameless.

Today, I got called "pretty hot" by a commenter on another blog I write. Of course, it was followed by a personal message letting me know that he is just playing and that he is happily married. I nearly broke something laughing.

Also, today, my friend Joey called me "a hot, sexy piece of ass." Granted, Joey is totally gay. I have a date with him and his boyfriend this weekend. I love when the gay men come rallying with their wagons.

What's the point? Girlfriend is taking all the compliments she can get from anyone she can get them from. I am NOT particular right now. If Miss Teen South Carolina told me I was brilliant at this point, she would be my new BFF. I do not care. I have NO shame. I have an all company breakfast tomorrow where I will get to see the President of my fan club, my best friend Shari. I think I may hand her a script detailing how wonderful and amazing I am and have her read it back to me. She would do that and not think anything of it. She would even do it in a funny accent. It's why I love her.

This little vacation from being impenetrable is kind of humbling. Worry not. I won't be staying here too long, but long enough. "I'm not saying I want to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely..."

Comments

[deanna]

You're brilliant and gorgeous and talented and now we are totally BFFs. Unless you EVER serve me biscuits and gravy because that is a dealbreaker.