Let me tell you what's fun

You may remember the guy that I dated that broke up with me via email back in May. He is part of a large circle of friends and we've successfully avoided each other (actually not intentional and merely accidental) since then. After he refused to acknowledge my return email in which I called him a chicken shit, I never spoke to him again. Deleted him from my phone moved on (of course with the help of a 26 year old smokin' hot nurse, but I digress.

Seems that life has turned amusing in the last three weeks or so. First, I found out from my friend Lydell that he started seeing another girl in June or so and had very recently done nearly the same thing to her. Come on strong and then BAM it's over. Very interesting. You would have thought he had learned.

Then, on the 6th, I get a text message. "Hey, sorry I was an ass. Hope everything is going well for you." It took me a little bit to figure out who the hell it was as I had deleted the number, remember? Then it occurred to me that it was Tony and I laughed very hard. I did not respond at all. I did keep the text because it just makes me laugh.

Then he emails me something similar about a week later. Yes, you're an ass and I don't care. Delete. I did not respond. Last weekend a bunch of us met up for some drinks and darts and such. I got to meet Donna very briefly. We hit it off even though neither one of us acknowledged the obvious.

On Saturday night I saw Donna again and this time we talked about it. And we laughed our ever loving heads off about it. The joke were endless as we also realized that she went on a date with a guy that asked me out back in December. We realized we must be the same person or certainly there is a type out there called the Vanessa/Donna. We were crying we were laughing so hard. We thougth it would be clever to just go on dates as a tag team. Some guy is bound to like one of us.

So now we've exchanged numbers and are continuing to laugh at Tony's expense, which makes us feel very good. I can see "I dated Tony and all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt" apparel in our future. Really, it should scare him. But, I have to say that we both adore the idea of us hanging out and being totally fabulous together and realizing that there is some poor slob out there that totally blew it with all this fabulousness! Can you think of anything more fun? I can't.    

Comments

[A Word To The Wise]

"with the help of a 26 year old smokin' hot nurse," ?

[The Accidentl Housewife]

I'm glad your out of your funk and having fun. I love that you are laughing at him and not with him!

[Sherri]

THANK YOU for updating the blog. I love reading your entries and hope we get to hear more about this friendship because it sounds like it's going to have some good stories in the future!

[Kelly O]

Love it. Absolutely love it.

[islaygirl]

so, is his name really tony?

because my ex was dating someone called Donna and then she suddenly wasn't mentioned anymore. (my ex isn't named tony, i'm wondering if you're protecting the guilty.)

phoenix is just small enough that you never know ...