Biography
There's a lot to me. I work, I volunteer, I write, I read, I knit, I bake like a mad woman. I'm like Martha Stewart on crack. I'm sarcastic and loud. I'm totally okay with this. I crack myself up. I am a card carrying member of the Junior League and Heartless Bitches International. I have a problem with authority. I have a nearly unhealthy love of Bradley Whitford. I can make a red sauce that would make you cry. I talk way more than I should and frequently with my hands. I live for football. I have a hard time stopping myself from speaking which usually causes much havoc in my life. I can peel an apple in one long twisty strip and can correctly use a semicolon in a sentence.
